May 2013
April 2013
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
me: YEAH ALRIGHT LETS USE OSTENTATIOUS VOCAB WHILE CALLING SOMETHING PEDANTIC AND PRETENTIOUS THATS OKAY
soulja boy: HOP UP OUT DA BEEEEEEEED!!! TURN MY SWAG ON!!! LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND IM LIKE WASSUP!???... YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I"M GETTING MONEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!
onlydashes:
ahlakes:
What if… the white stripes
and the black keys
made an album together
They could just call it piano
I appreciate the joke but that also sounds like it would be an amazing album can this happen please
upgraders:
a pack of “nice guys” should be called a fedoration
MUSIC ASKS
1: A song you like with a color in the title
2: A song you like with a number in the title
3: A song that reminds you of summertime
4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
5: A song that needs to be played LOUD
6: A song that makes you want to dance
7: A song to drive to
8: A song about drugs or alcohol
9: A song that makes you happy
10: A song that makes you sad
11: A song that you never get tired of
12: A song from your preteen years
13: One of your favorite 80’s songs
14: A song that you would love played at your wedding
15: A song that is a cover by another artist
16: One of your favorite classical songs
17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
18: A song from the year that you were born
19: A song that makes you think about life
20: A song that has many meanings to you
21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
22: A song that moves you forward
23: A song that you think everybody should listen to
24: A song by a band you wish were still together
25: A song by an artist no longer living
26: A song that makes you want to fall in love
27: A song that breaks your heart
28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love
29: A song that you remember from your childhood
30: A song that reminds you of yourself
